Thursday, May 28, 2009

more than you would ever want to know

As E and I are now on our way to 2 fun-filled days in is a more 'upbeat' post to help you fend off any boredom that might come your way.

Today's blog inspiration comes from Travel & Dive Girl who got it from Renée's Blog. I loved the original questions and thought I'd swipe it too. Probably more information about me than you would EVER want to know.

What is your best friend's name?

Where is the weirdest place you have a mole?
I wouldn't say it's weird, but I have a small one on my neck.

Who was the hottest teacher you ever had?
10th grade - not sure what he taught, but he doubled as our JV Softball Coach.

Have you ever made out in a movie theatre?
Yes, I'm afraid so.

What body part do you wash first?
My stomach, arms and then the rest of me.

Do you hover over the toilet in public bathrooms?
Either that or cover the seat in 75 layers of toilet paper.

What's the strangest talent you have?
None. I am talentless.

Do you have an innie or an outie?

What's your favorite flavor of Pringles?
Plain are fine with me.

Have you ever been tied up?
Um, No.

Do you want to be?
No Thank You.

What's the last thing you got grounded for?
I rarely got grounded as a child, but maybe for mouthing off or something? I cannot recall, it's been WAY TOO long.

Do you parallel park or drive around the block?
Depends on how 'roomy' the parallel parking spot is and whether it's only one spot open. If there are two in a row open, then sure I'll pull right in, but generally I am not a fan of parallel parking. It wasn't even part of the instruction in my drivers ed class.

Have you ever had two dates in one night?
Now that's funny. No.

Which shoe do you put on first?

Have you ever been to a gay bar?
Yes I have. Two of them in fact. Yes, I was hit on. Interesting is all I have to say about that experience.

Girls...are 1,000,000,000 times smarter than guys.

Is there one thing all of you love interests have in common?
They were all men and so far they have all turned out to be assholes.

Did you French kiss before you were 16?
I think so. I was 15 when I met my first boyfriend.

Have you ever been cow tipping or snipe hunting?
Negative. Never would either. I love ALL animals...well, not reptiles.

Who is the last person you usually think about before you go fall asleep?
Ethan of course.

Have you ever had a poem or song written about you?
No. No one has ever been so fond of me to do such a silly thing.

If you had to choose to not ever wash your bed sheets again or not wash your bath towel ever again, which would you rather not wash?
I would probably opt for the towel, but both options are rather gross.

Have you ever found anything in your parents' bedroom that was questionable?
Not necessarily questionable. I knew what such items were for and I was not happy to have stumbled upon them.

What was your childhood nickname?
Ton-Ton...yes, because I was (am) a chunky gal and my best friend's brothers created this 'lovely' nickname for me. I was not happy about it either. Later I just became Max and that was based on my last name and stuck through high school and all sports activities.

When was the last time you played air guitar?
A bazillion years ago. And I think I'm the last person on earth who hasn't played Guitar Hero. And I don't care.

Have you peeked in the opposite sexes locker room?
Probably so, back in high school, although I really can't recall. Must not have been very eventful.
What's the weirdest thing you've done while driving?
Changed my clothes - many times.

Have you ever been on the computer for more than 5 hours straight?
Yes, just about everyday or at least the 3 days a week I am at my 'job'.

How do you eat your cookies?
Depends on what kind of cookie. Oreos are dunked in milk 'til soggy and then eaten in 1 or 2 bites. Chips Ahoy are eaten just like regular 'ol food - take a bite or two. Not so exciting. I prefer Oreos.

When working out at the gym, do you wear a belt?
Um, no.

Name something you do when you're alone that you wouldn't do in front of others?

How many drinks does it take before you get drunk?
OK, don't laugh @ me, but probably only 2 drinks and that is because I typically do not drink because there really isn't anything out there that tastes that good to me. I think I'm lucky that way, because lately I would say my life has gotten to the point where I could be driven to drink.

Have you ever sniffed an animal's butt? But I have had to pull a rubber band out of my cat's butt before because she was stupid enough to eat it. It was NOT a pleasant experience.

Do you scrunch or fold your toilet paper?

How many times a day do you pick out a wedgie?
Thankfully almost never. I don't do thongs, but my undies aren't grannie pants either.

Do you have any strange phobias?
I cannot stand stepping on a tile floor with wet feet, particularly in a locker room or shower/bathroom that is not my own.

Have you ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?
Now, please tell me why I would even want to do this.

What is the stupidest thing you've ever done at a bar?
Drank too much.

Have you ever been dared to do something that you totally regretted?

Drank excessive amounts of Tequila. Oh boy did I pay for that the next day. Note: this is why I no longer drink. My drinking days were over LONG ago.

Have you caught a guy/girl farting on a date?

Have you ever played naked Twister?
No and I don't intend to. I would frighten the other players.

Have you ever been drunk at work?
Unfortunately not. It would probably make the day go quicker though.

Do you want to bring sexy back?
Sure. Why not?


Brandi said...

I hope you have an AWESOME time in Atlanta!! :)

PS - your answers to these questions cracked me up!

Anonymous said...

I have never played Guitar Hero.

Your friend's brothers suck, and so do their parents for not smacking them about that.

I once had to pull a condom out of my dog's butt. at the dog park. and tried to pass it off as a balloon to the two women who were watching it come out.

KekeLynn said...

I'm starting to think we were separated at birth!!! haha

~**Dawn**~ said...

Nope, you are not the only one never to play Guitar Hero. You are also not the only who doesn't care either. ;-)

Two drinks would be enough to make me drunk too. I am not a big drinker & I hate feeling out of control of my actions. I have witnessed all the stupid things my friends have done while drunk & I prefer not to be doing those same things myself. So I keep it to one on the occasions that I drink (which is usually in California, so apparently Nichole & Daniel are to blame?? LOL). =P My drinks also need to be very mild--both in flavor & in alcohol content. Fruity or chocolate-y martinis/cocktails or very light fruity wines. I do not like shots or ports or anything like a Long Island Iced Tea.

April said...

This made me laugh! I love these types of posts! One of these days I may have to borrow this one! ;-)

.bLonde wOnder. said...

Have on your trip to Atlanta! Hope everything goes great!

emilysuze said...

I actually snorted because I was laughing so hard at the mental image of you having to pull a rubber band out of a cat's butt! hahaha